Since Em and Leslie have both got on the 'parody of songs' crazy train, I have decided to come aboard too! My ticket..? A cover of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. It came to me while I was vacuuming the carpet. Enjoy, and lemme know what you think, 'kay?
THE FANDOMIAN
RHAPSODY
Is
it the real life?
Is
it just fantasy?
Caught
in the fandom,
No
escape to reality.
Open
your eyes,
Look
up to the skies and see.
Here
comes the TARDIS,
Flying
right at me
The
Doctor's easy come, easy go
Ponds
arrive, Tyler goes
Anywhere
the TARDIS shows really, really matters to me.
Toooooo
me!
Mama
Sherlock
took a fall
Now
I'm tight in Moffat's grip
And
my life is now a tip.
Mama
His
life had just begun
And
now he's gone and fallen all the way.
Mama,
ooo
Fandoms
make me cry
I
sometimes wish they'd never been born at all
Gotta
carry on, carry on
Cause
only fandoms really matter
Too
late
Their
time has come
Sherlock's
going to dive,
The
Doctor's right in overdrive
Goodbye
everybody – they've gotta go
Gotta
leave us all behind and face the truth
Mama,
ooo. (See the evil Moffat shows)
Fandoms
make me wanna die,
I
sometimes wish they'd never been born at all.
I
see a silhouette of a Sasquatch
Scara-MOOSE,
scara-MOOSE, where in Hell is the Impala?
Thunderbolts
and lightning
Very,
very ffrightening oh, here's Dean!
Cas'
wings, Gabriel's things
Geeks
and freaks and shrieks
The
Winchesters!
I'm
just a fangirl, nobody loves me,
She's
just a fangirl, too many fandom families
Nobody
to spare her from the monstrosities
The
feels come, the feels go – they won't let me go
The
Impala! No, they will not let me go,
The
TARDIS, oh! They won't let us go
Baker
Street, yo! They won't let fangirls go
Won't
let me go – John had a mo!
Won't
let us go – the tears always flow
Never
let us go – nooooo
No,
no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh
mamma mia, mamma mia, never let us go
Fingernails
have become the staple diet for me
For
me
For
me!
So
you tell me the Winchesters are going to die
While
I cry I know that is a total lie!
Oh,
Baby! They can't do that to you Baby!
Cas'll
get 'em out, Cas'll get 'em right out of there!
Oooh
yeah, ooooh, yeah
Fandoms
only matter
Anyone
can see
Fandoms
only matter
Only
fandoms really matter to me!
Anywhere
the TARDIS shows...
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