"That Rebel Night" (A Star Wars Parody)

 (Parody of Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night")

There are troopers on patrol,

Folks imprisoned in the hull,

Man I just got this disguise,

Helmet covers up my eyes;

Got the Death Star on the move,

Got Lord Vader in a mood,

Don't know how we got this far;

That a droid or just a guard?

 

 

Princess Leia's trapped and the comm's been tapped,

We're screwed—oh well!

Better shed that suit,

Take the garbage chute,

Look out now! (Frell!)

 

With Rebel might—

Yeah, we nicked the Empire's plans,

Took them right out of their hands,

Think that no one understands

 

 

With Rebel might—

Yeah we risked a lot to win,

Till Destroyers took us in,

Then we slipped them out again

 

 

That Rebel night—

Couple droids escaped the ship,

Vader didn't see them skip,

So they took a little trip

Into the night—

Met a simple farming boy,

Picked them up to help with chores,

Till he learned about the Force!

 

 

This Rebel Night

We'll outsmart the Sith!

This Rebel night

We'll outsmart the Sith!

 

 

Ben Kenobi's on a roll,

With the boy and droids he stole,

Got a Falcon, got a Han,

Got in trouble, now they're gone!

First they're running like a dream,

Then they meet a tractor beam;

Break the Princess out of jail,

This was not an epic fail!

 

 

Now the Jedi's here,

Can't give in to fear

Or hate—no way!

Just control the Force,

Cause we don't endorse

The anger—Hey!

 

 

That Empire night,

Stopped in Bespin for a bite,

Luke and Vader had a fight,

Han was cased in carbonite!

 

 

Yeah, Jedi Knights!

Jabba's party on the skiff,

Got some allies in their midst,

Went and left them all adrift!

 

 

When Rebels fight—

Yeah we made Lord Vader cry,

Half a Death Star in the sky,

Might not kill it, but we'll try!

When Rebels fight—

Met some Ewoks on a moon,

Pitched a battle, pretty soon,

Vader's army went KABOOM!!

 

 

We won the fight—

We're all free once more!

We won that fight!

No more Emperor! 

 

 

©Leslie Conzatti (2014)

I Kissed a Wookie (Did I Like It?)

(A Parody on Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl".... if you didn't guess that already...)

This was never the way I planned,

Not my intention;

You ticked me off, I couldn't stand

your gross pretension!

This life's not what I'm used to, why am I to blame?

You're so scruffy I just thought it would be the same—

 

So I kissed a Wookie, did I like it?

A bit furry, but I don't mind it!

I kissed a Wookie, so what?

You're mad cause he's your co-pilot!

It wasn't love

It was more like spite,

Doesn't mean I'll forget our fight!

I kissed a Wookie, instead of you—Nerf-Herder!

 

 

You think this daredevil facade

Makes you attractive?

Man, I wish that you had

left me a captive!

Is your strength really just for show,

Don't you hate going Solo?

Maybe if you could stop, and see

Reality—

 

I kissed a Wookie, I tried it!

Just testing your reaction!

I kissed a Wookie, but honestly,

I'm wishing for retraction!

I got it wrong,

It was not so bright,

I'll be coughing fur-balls all night!

I kissed a Wookie, I'm sorry now!

Let's make up!

 

  ©Leslie Conzatti (2014)