For those of you who have not yet seen Dark Water, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS! It's nothing personal, but you seriously do NOT want to have that spoiled for you. So go and watch it before proceeding. I'm dead serious. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!
If you are still reading this, I assume that you have already seen the first part to the Series 8 finale of Doctor Who. If not, well, you were warned. Spoilers are your own fault at this point.
MISSY IS THE MASTER! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?! I did NOT see THAT coming! I seriously thought that she would turn out to be The Rani or Romana or something like that. Needless to say, my head just about exploded whenever I realized just WHAT or (more importantly) just WHO she was. AAAAAA!
So, supposing that Missy doesn't die in the series finale, what I REALLY want is for Clara and Danny to get their happily ever after and then for The Master (er...Mistress) and The Doctor to form a tentative, grumpy alliance while they go in search of Gallifrey together. Sort of like Magento and Professor X working together grudgingly to stop Mystique in X-Men: Days of Future Past.
Come on! Wouldn't that shake up the dynamics a bit and make things fresh and interesting? Just imagine the conversations!
Doctor: "Hang it all, Kosch! I told you: don't touch anything!"
Missy: "I don't have much of a choice. You drive like a blind, geriatric, DRUNK platypus. Did you even ever pass your driver's exam?!"
Doctor: "No! Of course not! That exam was...it was part of the stuffy section of Time Lord council."
Missy: "Along with their terrible fashion sense?"
Doctor: "I wouldn't talk if I were you. You wore worse during that little meeting we had with the Eye of Harmony over in America."
Missy: "Bugger. Why couldn't you have forgotten that instead of how to work the brakes?!"
Now how awesome would that be?!
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