Showing posts with label sci-fi. Show all posts
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Saturday, October 11, 2014

Leslie's Top 10 Guilty Pleasures

Because why does Emily get to have all the fun?

1. Extracted (Nir Paniry 2012)
Genre: Sci-fi indie film

Starring: Sasha Roiz and Dominic Boggart are about the only names you need to know.

Why I like it: What can I say? I'm a sucker for intense psychological stuff, without the "Nolan Curveballs" (like those in "Inception", "The Prestige" and countless others) and Roiz is an actor whose skill I greatly admire. The story goes that a scientist (Roiz) invents a program that can basically insert one person's consciousness into the mind of another, to be able to view that person's memories. So of course the minute he applies for grants and whatnot to fund the last phase, the government gets wind of it and wants a demonstration: in the mind of an accused criminal, to find out if he actually committed the murder for which he was accused. Of course, nothing goes as planned and the scientist ends up trapped in the man's memories. His own body is comatose, and if they cannot figure out how to extract his consciousness, he could be trapped forever. The visual effects, the editing and cinematography are stellar for an indie film, and the casting choices of such committed actors makes this movie a win.


2. Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (Zach Helm 2007)

Genre: Live-action Family Fantasy

Starring: Natalie Portman, Jason Bateman, and Dustin Hoffman

Why I like it: Because magic and color! Films like these can be kind of patronizing, the ones with the "Believe in the magic of yourself" and whatnot, and sometimes the wackiness of a children's film can get out of hand so far that it appeals only to a very narrow, easily-appeased, hyperactive child. (As the movie Cat in The Hat or Nanny McPhee does) However the wackiness of Mr. Magorium centers around perfectly-timed wordplay, fertile imagination, and an underlying gravity that pulls everything in and keeps it rooted. Say what you like but this is a movie I keep coming back to!

3. Epic (Chris Wedge 2013)
Genre: Animated Family fantasy

Starring: Josh Hutcherson, Amanda Seyfried, Colin Farrel, Christoph Waltz, Chris O'Donnell, Aziz Ansari... and a whole lot more

Why I like it: it's cheesy, yeah... but I'm a sucker for fantasy and awesome acting--even if the most awesome thing about these actors is their voice. From the guy that brought you Ice Age comes a story not unlike a very environmentally-conscious twist on the premise for the Spiderwick Chronicles. It's tiny people! Vivid colors! Humor! A three-legged, blind pug! Never mind that it also includes Stephen Tyler, Pitbull, and Beyonce... I can forgive that because this movie feeds my fantasy-inspired soul.

4. Never Let Me Go (Mark Romanek 2010)

Genre: Sci-fi dystopian drama

Starring: Andrew Garfield, Carey Mulligan, Kiera Knightley

Why I like it: It's a strange addition, I know, but I really REALLY like it a lot! The story centered on a group of young adults who discover that they are clones bred only for their organs, and they bond over the desire to be more than just "walking donors", but mostly I watch it for the fantastic skill of the actors involved. The film made some very thought-provoking points about human existence and whatnot, but a lot of this movie is spent on the nonverbal--what the actors are "saying" when they're not saying anything. That, I believe, is where the true skill of an actor comes out, and these actors display profound emotions only possible when one is totally immersed and becomes the role.

5. George and the Dragon (Tom Reeve 2004)

Genre: Live-action family fantasy

Starring: Michael Clarke Duncan, James Purefoy, Piper Perabo, Patrick Swayze (who'd have thought?)

Why I like it: Dragons, duh! Even though the computer animation was wayyy not the caliber it is today, I think the true skill comes out in the way the actors still manage to react and perform exactly as if this thing that they cannot even fathom is real. And the Special Effects people have to orchestrate things like the monster breathing, moving, what the environment does, what it sounds like--all completely fabricated because the thing is not and never has been actually real. Movies back then didn't ride on their special effects. There was still something to be said for the skill of the actor to take a cornball movie and treat it like an historically accurate epic! It's cheesy in some places, crude in others--but I like it!

6. Son of Rambow (Garth Jennings 2007)

Genre: indie drama

Starring: Will Poulter, Bill Milner

Why I like it: SUPER SUPER cute movie about two boys from vastly different upbringings who bond over a love of Rambo and the aspirations to become film stars. Truth be told, I mostly only watched it for Poulter--loved his performance in Voyage of the Dawn Treader and wanted to see more of his work--and also because Jennings also directed another movie that I dearly love, so I knew I was in for a treat. The boys cavort and pull pranks and try their darnedest to fit in at school and impress the French exchange students who show up--and it's just a marvelous little romp that I enjoy for the same reason I love being an elementary schoolteacher!

7. Tron (Steven Lisberger 1982)

Genre: sci-fi

Starring: Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner

Why I like it: A movie about the world inside a supercomputer... animated by computers (among the first movies to do that).... in a time when people were only just discovering what computers can do. Plus, it's Jeff Bridges in his prime... the guy has SERIOUSLY slacked off in recent years! I got intrigued by the movie and the premise when the release of "Tron: Legacy" was announced. To fashion a sequel to something twenty-seven years after the first installment... Well, just imagine if Peter Jackson had waited that long... or Stephen Moffat, for that matter...
It was a bold effort, and I was super-excited after seeing the first film. The quality of the acting and the fantastic imagery used in the original film is truly something that deserves merit. Also, watch closely: there is a distinct overtone of intelligent design woven into the original film that was abandoned in favor of a flimsy "evolution" storyline when Disney produced the sequel. (Didn't like Jeff Bridges' character reduced from a snarky, energetic programmer to a placid Zen monk, either.) Compared to today, yes the animation is vastly inferior--but in the context of that era, I regard it as magnificent.

8. Race to Witch Mountain (Andy Fickman 2009)

Genre: live-action sci-fi family

Starring: Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb, Alexander Ludwig

Why I like it: Out of all the family movies The Rock has done so far, this one is my favorite... namely because the premise is so tantalizing, and the kids pull it off so well. The sci-fi effects are fun to watch, and it's always a pleasure to see young actors who take their roles as seriously as the adults they act with. Plus the cameos at the Science convention (including Garry Marshall) were fun to pick out.

9. Leatherheads (George Clooney 2008)

Genre: comedy

Starring: George Clooney, Renee Zellweger, Jonathan Krasinski

Why I like it: the humor, basically. A movie about the early days of American football and a guy who wants to put together the first professional team that is not affiliated with any college. Basically, it's just a chance for George and Renee to exchange zingers and run through the cinematic comedy cliches while Jonathan supplies the slapstick and the drama factor. There is not one part of this film to be taken very seriously at all--and everyone is completely stone-faced deadpan. My kind of humor.

10. How To Train Your Dragon (Dean DeBlois, Chris Sanders 2010)

Genre: animated family fantasy

Starring: Gerard Butler, Simon Pegg, and Jay Baruchel

Why I like it: dragons again. LOTS AND LOTS OF DRAGONS. Of every shape and size and color! With just about as much personality as the human characters! It's kind of a cheap plot-line, but the music and the animation and the Scottish accents (which is odd, considering that they're supposed to be Norse Vikings.... but the only accents are American and Scottish... oh well! My favorite!) and the DRAGONS make it all worth it!

Friday, August 22, 2014

"That Rebel Night" (A Star Wars Parody)

 (Parody of Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night")
There are troopers on patrol,
Folks imprisoned in the hull,
Man I just got this disguise,
Helmet covers up my eyes;
Got the Death Star on the move,
Got Lord Vader in a mood,
Don't know how we got this far;
That a droid or just a guard?
 
 

Princess Leia's trapped and the comm's been tapped,
We're screwed—oh well!
Better shed that suit,
Take the garbage chute,
Look out now! (Frell!)
 

With Rebel might—
Yeah, we nicked the Empire's plans,
Took them right out of their hands,
Think that no one understands
 
 

With Rebel might—
Yeah we risked a lot to win,
Till Destroyers took us in,
Then we slipped them out again
 
 

That Rebel night—
Couple droids escaped the ship,
Vader didn't see them skip,
So they took a little trip
Into the night—
Met a simple farming boy,
Picked them up to help with chores,
Till he learned about the Force!
 
 

This Rebel Night
We'll outsmart the Sith!
This Rebel night
We'll outsmart the Sith!
 
 

Ben Kenobi's on a roll,
With the boy and droids he stole,
Got a Falcon, got a Han,
Got in trouble, now they're gone!
First they're running like a dream,
Then they meet a tractor beam;
Break the Princess out of jail,
This was not an epic fail!
 
 

Now the Jedi's here,
Can't give in to fear
Or hate—no way!
Just control the Force,
Cause we don't endorse
The anger—Hey!
 
 

That Empire night,
Stopped in Bespin for a bite,
Luke and Vader had a fight,
Han was cased in carbonite!
 
 

Yeah, Jedi Knights!
Jabba's party on the skiff,
Got some allies in their midst,
Went and left them all adrift!
 
 

When Rebels fight—
Yeah we made Lord Vader cry,
Half a Death Star in the sky,
Might not kill it, but we'll try!
When Rebels fight—
Met some Ewoks on a moon,
Pitched a battle, pretty soon,
Vader's army went KABOOM!!
 
 

We won the fight—
We're all free once more!
We won that fight!
No more Emperor! 
 
 
©Leslie Conzatti (2014)

Friday, April 11, 2014

The Non-Nerd's Guide to Nerddom: Or, "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"


"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book... because it has the words "DON'T PANIC" in large, friendly letters on the cover."

 I can still remember seeing the teaser trailer for the first time... and having no idea what the heck this movie was supposed to be about. 


Years after that (which brings us up to a couple years ago), I finally decided to sit down and see what all the hype was about. What happened next was 100 minutes of sheer genius. Enjoy sci-fi? Love British humor? Then you will adore this movie. Don't believe me? Read on! (I should warn you, this might include some spoilers... but not too many, so there will be some unexpected randomness in the movie!)

Best Bits and Random Thoughts:

-There is nothing quite so awesome as a narration by Stephen Fry. Period.

-So humans are only the third smartest species... with dolphins being the second... so what does that make the smartest life form on Earth?

-I knew it was going to be good when Martin Freeman appears as the main character. He's just so innocent and adorable!

-I'm sorry, I have to ask: was the ginger thing intentional?

-Poor Arthur (Freeman) is freaked out over the demolition of his house ("We've got to get rid of your house to build a bypass! Bypasses have to be built!") but the thing nobody realizes is that the same thing is about to happen to earth.... and the aliens responsible are going to use the same reasoning....

-Mos Def plays Ford Prefect... named after a British car... which he, an alien, thought was the dominant life form... "Well that explains the accent," said Arthur.

- (Side note: that lady watching them in the picture is the actress who played Zooey Deschanel's character in the stage production...but the director had no idea till they started filming...it's too perfect!)

-This movie is so full of random quotes! "Time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so."
 

-When Ford tells the people at the pub that the world is ending in just a few minutes, the barkeeper's reaction is to ask, "Shouldn't we, I dunno, lie down and put paper bags over our heads or something? Would it help?" How very British....

-"In the beginning," says the Hitchhiker's Guide, "The Universe was created... and it made a lot of people very angry and was widely regarded as a bad move."

-Enter Zaphod Beeblebrox (played by Sam Rockwell, who used a combination of Elvis Presley and Bill Clinton as inspiration for his portrayal... which actually explains a lot when you watch him...)

-A word on Marvin the Paranoid Android: I remember thinking "I recognize that voice..." Of course I did: it's Alan Rickman. (and the person inside the costume is Warwick Davis)

-"Did that door literally just sigh?" "Awful, isn't it? Every door on this ship is programmed to have a sunny and cheerful disposition..." So you have a happy ship... and a manically depressed android... what's the problem, here?

-Puppetry designed and done by the Jim Henson Company... yet another win!
"The effect of the Infinite Improbability Drive is like having all the possible dimensions accessible at once... so you never know how (or what) you'll end up till normality is restored."


-Arthur: "We can talk about normal till the cows come home!"
Ford: "What is normal?"
Tricia: "What is home?"
Zaphod: "What are cows?"

-Zaphod: "Freeze!"
Marvin: "Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator."

-Zaphod has two heads because he "put all his non-presidential traits" into the second one.... "Apparently you can't be president with a whole brain..." British opinions on American politics in a single sentence...

"I have an idea... Marvin, give me your hand!"
-For the sake of having a plot, Mr. Adams devised the concept of a highly advanced society creating a supercomputer (voiced by Emma Thompson) capable of giving them the answer to "Life, the Universe--Everything!"

-The Answer is 42... but the question remains to be discovered...

-Okay, so if you must know, there is at least one part of this film I don't watch: we see Zaphod lose his second head to the very disturbing Humma Kavulah (Jon Malkovich)--who removes it with a very large buzzsaw. The effect is cartoonish dark comedy, it's shown in silhouette...but I get squeamish easy, okay? The rest of the film makes up for it.

-As a result of losing his second head, Zaphod must wear a thinking cap... fueled by lemon zest. He wants to travel to the planet with the supercomputer, Magrathea, and discover the Ultimate Question.

-On the way, though, Tricia gets captured by Vogons--a race that parodies the WORST of British bureaucracy--and so the original mission is put on hold to go rescue her.

-Naturally part of this planet's function is largely to submit the correct form if you want anything done...

-Arthur: "I'm British, I know how to queue."

-On Magrathea, they have to collect a gun for Humma Kavulah in order to trade for Zaphod's second head: the Point-of-View Gun:

-Following their discovery of it is a short scene that was basically an excuse for Sam Rockwell and Mos Def to trade characters for a moment... of course when it came to Zooey she says, "It won't work on me... I'm already a woman."

-Meanwhile, Arthur is in the company of the foreman who apparently "built Earth", as they build "custom luxury planets" all the time... So even though it got destroyed, this galactic company re-made it exactly... This is science fiction, people!

-Hey now, it's Bill Nighy!

-Apparently white mice are the smartest life form in the galaxy; Earth was commissioned as an experiment by them, since they are the modern life form of the ancient Magrathean civilization who were looking for the Ultimate Question.

-Mouse: "We need your brain to discover the Ultimate Question."
Arthur: "You can't have my brain, I'm using it!"
Mouse: "Hardly!"

-At last, Arthur discovers his own Ultimate Question, and the Ultimate Answer--which is of course unsatisfactory to his captors, ("We don't want to be happy, we want to be famous!" "Yeah, what's all this 'is she the one?' tripe? TAKE HIS BRAIN!")

All in all, a very satisfactory movie, full of wonderful humor, spectacular writing, great acting, and quite the comprehensive guide for anyone new to the realm of science fiction tropes.


Now if you'll excuse me... I have a date at this great little Restaurant at the End of the Universe...