Thursday, July 31, 2014

The Feels Never Bothered Me Anyway (A Frozen Parody)


The scene pans out as the character dies,
Not a glimmer of hope to be seen--
Unless the show is cancelled,
I hope a fake-out is routine;
I'm forced to linger with this swirling storm inside--
I can't help myself, heaven knows I've tried...



Don't get attached, just let them go—
For heaven's sake, it's just a show!
They're actors, paid to make a scene—
But they're real to me!!!!!



Let it out! Let it out!
Can't hold it in any more!
Let it out! Let it out!
I don't have to be so sore!
I don't care what they have in store!
Let the show move on!
The feels never bothered me anyway!


It's funny how good scripting
Can make me feel so strong!
It's sheer manipulation,
And it's why I wrote this song!
It's time to realize my feels,
I've reached the limit, I can't deal!
You've killed him off, just for the views—
I feel so used!



Let it out! Let it out!
Let's just admit I cried!
Let it out! Let it out!
My brain and heart are fried!
Why did you make me like this guy?
How can life go on?


Emotions flurry every time I see his face;
I'm fantasizing rescues from that unfair coup de grace!
In memes and fanfiction, I've found my happy place!
I'm never going back! I've joined the Fandom Race!!
 

Let it out! Let it out!
Our freak flag's flying high!
Let it out! Let it out!
The best ones ne'er say die!!
Here I stand as the music fades
Screaming in the dark...




The feels get the best of me every time. 

© Leslie Conzatti

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