The Revenge of Emily

Emily: Favourite Fandom and Why?

Jess: Well, don't give me a chance to say 'hi', why don't you? Go ahead, jump right in... 

Emily: Well I don't believe in wasting any time in getting down to the torture, but if I must I must...hey everybody. So a while back Miss Jessica cornered me with a tanker full of truth serum and interviewed me (I should have known what I was getting into). No I'm not going to include a link. Jessica probably will though. Anyway...I swore that one day I would get my vengeance, so here we are. 

Jess: Hi everyone! This is Em's revenge for what I did before...I'm feeling a wee bit apprehensive right now...because she can play our resident sociopath and have no mercy...wish me luck. And no, get away from me with that Veritaserum, Emily! *bats hands 'offering' the drug away*

Emily: Fine. But I will know if you are lying! 

Emily: Favorite Fandom and Why?

Jess: Okay, that is an unfair question! Is SuperWhoLock considered as a fandom? You know what? I have three favourites. So, I'll give reasons for all of them...

Sherlock - This is the first fandom that got it all started for me – Harry Potter was my first ever fandom – the one that got me aware that there were these things called 'fandoms' and stuff called 'fanfiction'. Also, even BEFORE I found fandoms, I really, really, really liked all forms of Sherlock Holmes. Even the... no, especially the book version.

Doctor Who - Having only recently jumped on the NuWho (I had watched some Classic – Pertwee and Baker – and wasn't very impressed) Crazy Freight-Train, I was looking at the episodes to be like the old stuff. Boy, was I EVER wrong! My first ever episode of NuWho was the 50th Anniversary Special. I really, instantly liked it. The only dilemma I have about it, is who my Doctor is. War Doctor, Ten, or Eleven? Its Eleven hands down, he did a fantastic job of Season 5. But then Ten is adorable too...

Supernatural - I joined Supernatural even more recently than Doctor Who (it's all Emily's fault, guys) and I immediately enjoyed the story, characters and awesomeness of the show. But I must say that the fact that Dean Winchester is as hot as hell (maybe a bit of a pun intended..) and that Castiel is the awesomest Angel in the world has absolutely nothing to do with it. At all...

Emily. First Fandom Crush?

Jess: What has THIS got to do with anything? *sees look in Em's eyes, the Veritaserum coming closer...* Okay, fine. This is blackmail, Adler-clone! First fandom crush? Um... uh... Winnie the Pooh? No just kidding. That's like wanting to marry a TeleTubbie, or snog Barney the Purple Dinosaur. No, my first fandom crush was most definitely... uh... why do you need to know this again? *sees Veritaserum coming ever closer...* Okay, fiiiine. But you OWE me after this! It's traumatic and cruel and unusual, that's what this is! Fine. *says it in a rush* MyfirstfandomcrushwasSherlockHolmesespeciallytheBBCadaptationone! There! Happy now?!

Emily: *weirded out by the Barney example* 

Jess: What?

Emily: *regains her composure* Current Fandom Crush?

Jess: Toothless the Dragon, from How to Train Your Dragon. Don't give me that look! If you can define 'crush' as 'character you admire' I can too! He's adorable, loyal, beautiful and full of character. And since I've read 'Eragon' I've had a thing for dragons. Y'see I'm not like normal girls. I'm not a princess, fairies aren't my most favorite things in all the world, I don't love sparkles and glitter and finnicky fandango stuff. Just give me a book, a comfy chair and some chocolate and you won't hear from me for hours...I'm not a girly-girl, and I'm not a Tomboy. I'm just... weird.

Emily: Okay. I'll give you that one...I mean, I've gone for a watercolor-animated fox. But why?

Jess: *rolls eyes and wonders if Emily has had her coffee* Didn't I just say why? For y'all that missed it, let me reiterate... I love Toothless the Dragon because he is adorable, loyal, beautiful, and full of character. He's also like a cat, another species of the Animal Kingdom I adore. Seriously. Those big green eyes, and gorgeous black scales... *sighs dreamily*

Emily: O...kay.

Emily: Favorite Character From Any Fandom?

Jess: Emily! This just isn't fair! Its like having a big 'WATCH SHERLOCK' button, or a big 'WATCH DOCTOR WHO' button, and you can only choose one. Look, I have so many, I'll give you a few names from the shows I watch while I while away the time between new seasons... *cough-SherlockHiatus-cough* Anyways, here we go:

White Collar - Neal Caffrey. Have you seen this dude in a suit and hat?! Have you? Have you?! No? Go watch it then!

Supernatural - Dean Winchester, for hotness in one guy. Castiel 'Novak' for awesome adorable Angelness in a holy tax accountant. Besides, who doesn't like Cas?! Sam Winchester for being the hot geek, and the master of the Puppy Dog Eyes.

Merlin - Merlin. For being...well...Merlin. Gwaine because he's hot, witty, and did I mention hot? Arthur. On occasion, when he's shirtless and not being a prat.

So it's a gif from Firefly...Emily doesn't do Castle. 

Castle - Who DOESN'T like Castle himself? He's funny, adorable, loyal and witty. He's also gorgeous. What more could you ask for? (He's also played by Nathan Fillion...)

There are some series'. Do you want me to carry on and take up the whole internet? No? No. Good.

Emily: Why Do You Like Them?

Jess: Um. Haven't I just answered this? *goes back and checks* I do believe I have...are you SURE you've had your coffee?!

Emily: Quite sure. I am all dosed up, thank you very much. Though the microwave is shot...long story. Anyway. Those were all dudes. What about some girl characters you like? I wasn't talking all about 'crushes', y'know.

Jess: A girl I admire from fandoms...hmmm. I guess I'll say Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games. I admire her for her strength, intelligence and bravery. And because she looks awesome with a bow and arrow. Seriously! I'd probably shoot myself in the head with the thing, I've never had very good upper body strength. 'Sides, if you can blow your Angry Birds catapult to kingdom come, anything can happen! *stares intensely at Em...*

Emily: *glares back* Take pot-shots at my Angry Birds skills, why don't you?

Jess: *smiles sweetly*

Emily: Least Favorite Film?

Jess: Right now? Iron Man 3. The fact that I hate Robert Douchebag Junior is only part of it. Crappy protagonist, crappy girlfriend, crappy storyline, crappy suits, crappy, crappy, CRAPPY. Just all 'round crappy. Get it? I didn't like it. It was crappy, IMNSHO. Sue me.

Emily: Favorite Singing Group?

Jess: A toss up between the Beatles and Queen for the oldies bands. Both I grew up with, and both are my feel good, feeling-down-but-wanting-to-perk-back-up, singers and songs. Bet you were expecting One Direction or 5SOS, or Emblem3. I do have a fairly modern day band that I like a lot as well... Take That. Have you heard them? Seriously, whene'er you're feeling down, listen to 'Shine'. Trust me, you wont ever go back!

Emily: Okay. I'll give you the Beatles. Queen? Ehh...at least you have good taste. Who on earth or under it is 5SOS or Emblem3?!

Jess: You don't want to know.

Emily: Guess not. Favorite TV Show?

Jess: AGAIN with the Impossible Choice?! C'mon! This. Isn't. Fair! Look, I love SuperWhoLock. But I gotta say that White Collar most definitely comes second. Neal is awesome, he looks totally debonair in his suits THAT JUST HAPPEN TO FIT HIM PERFECTLY. Hats I understand. But perfectly fitting suits? Since when? Also, the by-play betwixt and between Neal and Peter is HILARIOUS. But yeah. White Collar is one besides SuperWhoLock. Also Merlin.

Emily: Favorite Supernatural/Sherlock/Doctor Who Character? Since you seem to be answering that a lot?

Jess: The Doctor. I love the way he changes, and the way each actor plays their take on him. He's so versatile, but so human too, for an alien. He's also SO brave, and loyal, and loving. And the fact that all his NuWho actors are as hot is awesome as well.

Emily: Fandom that has made you cry the most...and why?

Jess: Harry Potter. Dobby, Hedwig, Serious Black, Dumbledore, and the one half of the Weasley twins had me sobbing my heart out. TIMES TWO! Watching it and reading it had me howling both times. Sherlock comes second – the Fall. Need I say more..? - and Doctor Who – WHY DID ELEVEN HAVE TO TAKE THE BOWTIE OFF?! - come second and third behind that...*sees an opening and bolts*

Emily: *looking after her, nonplussed* KNEW I should have tied her down! Well there you have it, folks, the first part of my revenge. Now I need to go look up a couple weeping angel gifs to spam her inbox with, so pray excuse me.