Geeky Gamer Girls ("California Gurls" Parody)

We know the place

To build our fortresses on Minecraft;

Know how to ford

That crazy river on a wood raft!

Sneaking through the streets,

Of ancient Venice, so discreetly—

Break everything,

For coins and bonus points and XP!

We can play all your games,

We've got skills and mad dexterity!

Once you play against us,

You'll be finding out—

Oh! Oooooooh!

[Chorus]

Geeky Gamer Girls

We're so adorkable!

Jeans and Firefly t-shirts on top!

Smart and brainy-fun

We'll solve your paradox!

Ooooh! Oh Ooooooh!

Nerdy Gamer Girls

We love our fanfiction!

8-bit consoles, Zelda and Link!

LARP-ing, memes, oh yeah!

We rule the fandom!

Ooooooh! Oh! Ooooooh!

We binge on The Guild,

While waiting for a game on Halo;

We'll save Princess Peach,

With pals like Donkey Kong and Mario!

The Room is so still,

You can hear my Kingdom Heart beat!

We know the best guns,

For fighting mutant Nazi Zombies!

We can navigate worlds!

There's a rhythm to the way

We all interact and play!

Yeah, from Portal to Pokemon—

We've gotta catch them all!
[Repeat Chorus]

©Leslie Conzatti (2014)