Peter (Parody of 'Judas')

Oh-oh-no I’m in love with Spiderman, Spiderman

Oh-oh-no I’m in love with Spiderman, Spiderman

Peter, Peter Parker

Peter, Peter Parker 

Peter, Peter Parker

Peter, Peter Parker

Peter, Peter Parker

Peter, Peter Parker 

Peter, Peter Parker

Spidey, Spiderman!

We’ve known each other ever since first grade

He was a dork and I was Mary Jane

But then the eency weency spider came

And Peter Parker got a cool upgrade

Oh-oh-oh He’s now a spider, and a crime fighter

Oh-oh-oh A vigilante, who’s in love with me

I don’t know what he is, but I do know I’m his

Because he saved me from the balcony

He’s fought a lot of villains and killed the Green Goblin

And he’s made a lot of enemies

I’m not sure if this is wise, but I know he’ll always be in my

Heart even if I say no and leave him for time twenty-two

It’s all for his own good

No I’m not just in a mood

Not trying to be rude

I’m sorry that I made him brood

I know that people think that I’m a fool

A damsel in distress, unwitting tool

Eye candy for Peter to have to save

He deserves better is what they’ll rant and rave

I can’t deny that I can be so shy and needy

And I know I’m one dimensional, not very sensible

I’m sorry for my writing, it’s not all that exciting

But I’m not the one behind the scenes

I’m just in love with Peter, I know now he’s a keeper

And somebody’s got to be there to scream

So I guess I’ll play the girl he has to save along with the world

It hurt my heart when he was down and Venom beat him to the ground

And though now in the reboots

He got a girl in cahoots

She isn’t me but I don’t really mind

Because I’ve got my Peter

My red and blue clad savior

And though Doctor Who made the new

He suits me fine

I’ll always love him

But something’s always pulling me away

If feels like we’ll never win

But at least we escape to fight another day

Another day

Well Peter does the fighting because of lousy writing

And I love him even though I’m flat

I’m a redhead, not a blond; this is why our franchise bombed

And why do I take all the flack?

I’m just a girl who is hopelessly in love with Spiderman

He swings from buildings up above and saves the children on the van

Peter, Peter Parker

Such a smart-mouthed snarker

Peter, Peter Parker

My brave superhero