Joker Face

(Parody of 'Poker Face')

I started as a nobody and grew up as a freak

But that was before I made the news going on a crime spree

My girlfriend is a harlequin, my pranks second to none

And we all know Russian Roulette’s not fun without a gun

Oh, ohhhh, oh, ohhhh, oh

I prank and trick, I’m hilarious

Oh, ohhhh, oh, ohhhh, oh

I have to ask: “Why so serious?”

Can’t read my, can’t read my, no they can’t read my Joker face

‘Cause I’m a psychopathic killer

Can’t read my, can’t read my, no they can’t read my Joker face

My theme song is M Jackson’s ‘Thriller’

J-j-j-joker face, J-j-joker face

(You’re stuttering)

J-j-j-joker face, J-j-joker face

(Stop muttering)

Stop being such a wimp; didn’t you get the joke?

Well then I guess it’s time that your fingers were broke

My story’s sad because my dad was just a lazy bum

Who drank too much and hit me up, never let me have fun

Oh, ohhhh, oh, ohhh, oh

I had no chance, to be a kid

Oh, ohhhh, oh, ohhh, oh

So now I take every chance I get

Can’t read my, can’t read my, no they can’t read my Joker face

‘Cause I’m a psychopathic killer

Can’t read my, can’t read my, no they can’t read my Joker face

My theme song is M Jackson’s ‘Thriller’

Harley, come get the piranhas

Getting tired of this drama

I came out here for some fun

I’m not lying, I’m just a big kid at heart, looking

For a party and a joke

And maybe a little chaos

Because I’m all about the games

I never promised it would be painless

Can’t read my, can’t read my, no they can’t read my Joker face

‘Cause I’m a psychopathic killer

Can’t read my, can’t read my, no they can’t read my Joker face

My theme song is M Jackson’s ‘Thriller’

J-j-j-joker face, J-j-joker face

(You’re stuttering)

J-j-j-joker face, J-j-joker face

(Stop muttering)

J-j-j-joker face, J-j-joker face

(You’re stuttering)

J-j-j-joker face, J-j-joker face

(Stop muttering)

J-j-j-joker face, J-j-joker face

(You’re stuttering)

J-j-j-joker face, J-j-joker face

(There’s no running)